It's Because You're Old

• AMÉLIE: Elizabeth, are you almost ready?
• ME: Almost, I just have to go to the bathroom really quickly.
• AMÉLIE: But you just goed to the bathroom a little while ago.
• ME: I know! Frustrating, huh? But I just drank a cup of coffee and now I have to go again.
• AMÉLIE: Ugh. It's because you're old, right?